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Family Guy: I Take Thee Quagmire Part 2
Peter is a contestant on Wheel of Fortune and wins. He chooses the prize of one week of free maid service. When his maid Joan arrives, Peter has her do humiliating things like pulling items out of his belly button, and riding to the store on her back. Peter decides to over-work Joan on her last night by giving Meg a watermelon filled with chocolate pudding and M80 firecrackers, which explodes in her face. Quagmire meets Joan at the Griffin household. While alone outside, he announces he is in love with her. After dating Joan, Quagmire proposes to her, which she accepts and the couple prepares their marriage ceremony. Lois, Peter and their neighbors visit Quagmire's house, finding that he has changed his personality significantly. Peter still believes this to be a prank and shows Quagmire porno magazines in an attempt to change him back to his former ways. Meanwhile, Lois begins to question whether she should breastfeed Stewie any longer, as he is hurting her when feeding because of his new teeth. Three weeks later, Lois takes Stewie to the park with Brian. She hasn't breastfeed Stewie since talking to Brian and her breasts are now much larger. She asks Brian if she should continue weaning Stewie, since she has gone up two bra sizes.
By the time of Quagmire's wedding, Lois' breasts have gotten even bigger. While at the reception, the top of her shirt rips open. Peter notices that Quagmire is staring at Lois' huge breasts, and spills champagne on them. Peter then "helps" Lois by shaking her, which makes her large breasts jiggle. This arouses Quagmire, and he realizes that he has made a mistake by marrying Joan. He informs Joan that some of his friends think they should get a divorce after discussing it with Peter, Joe and Cleveland, but she threatens to cut herself and him if he divorced her. As a result, Peter decides to help Quagmire fake his death. He shows Joan a video of Quagmire being attacked by a ninja, a Nazi, a "pots and pans" robot, and the body being consumed by a dinosaur held by Peter (to the theme of Jurassic Park). Joan is unconvinced by the video. Peter and his friends operate plan B; which consists of Quagmire pretending to suffer a heart attack and dying. Quagmire is buried in a coffin with enough oxygen to last him a short period of time so Peter can return after the funeral has finished and dig him up. However, when Mayor West announces that all coffins must be buried in concrete (to guard against zombies), Peter exclaims he is not dead, and brings Quagmire out of the coffin, alive. Death shows up to retrieve his body. After pleading for Quagmire's life (and touching Death's arm, thus killing her), Death takes Joan instead, as "she was suicidal and her last name was Quagmire." Lois begins to breastfeed again, somewhat delighting Stewie and allowing her breasts to return to normal size.
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