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Why not Walmalt? No local yokels seem to want the money..?
. I was just wondering. i gotta golf game tomorrow, going to look at some local real estate in the afternoon. Here's my cel. You cannot get me there, call Joe's pool hall. Ask for 8-ball. (Ahem) // ... I know. / ... I go for two reasons. But now I don't go to the ABC store(just down the street from America's Loss Leader). //// So I go once a month to buy groceries. .
Small Business - 2 Answers - 2007-05-13 15:29:03

it's Saturday, who feels left out if no knock from JW local yokels?
seriously, do you really want strangers coming to your door telling your their beliefs and leave when you reject them saying you are doomed and unless you change your mind "all is lost"? answering the door naked is the way I got them to leave me alone as well these people were covered head to toe so seeing "gods creation" was a bit much and they quit trying to save me
Religion & Spirituality - 15 Answers - 2007-09-15 08:12:25

How do you feel about the police taser a woman 12 times for refusing to sign a dog nuisance complaint ?
WASHOUGAL, Wash. - A woman who was shocked a dozen times with a Taser for refusing to sign a dog nuisance complaint has settled a lawsuit against the city of Washougal for $200,000. Olga Rybak had sued the city for more than $2.5 million for the incident in August of 2003 that left red burn marks on her body. A Russian immigrant with limited English, she had refused to sign the dog nuisance complaint and asked for an interpreter. An officer then attempted to arrest her and she fought back. The officer was demoted from sergeant to patrolman for poor judgment. Police Chief Cameron Hershaw says interpreters will be available in the future, and officers are being trained in the proper use of a Taser. I guess they just gave these electrocution devices to their local yokels for playtoys and only now are they going to actually give them training in their proper use.This gal was not fighting back, she was refusing to sign a paper that she couldn't read. The yokel was using the taser for coercion. At any rate, this settlement should come out of the hide of the yokel, not like it will from the Washougal taxpayer.
Law Enforcement & Police - 10 Answers - 2007-05-30 12:28:01

Are you a local-yokel?

Polls & Surveys - 6 Answers - 2008-06-24 12:01:08

When a recipe calls for 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese?
Are they wanting the cheese in the little shaker container? I don't recall seeing any fresh parmesan in the cheese section. But I never really looked for it. and our local yokel small town market is very limited in what it stocks. You wouldn't believe how limited our local market is and it's a 50 mile drive to the nearest Walmart Super Center. I'm a real country bumpkin. LOL
Cooking & Recipes - 9 Answers - 2007-09-19 12:05:08

Parent just had 12 nerves burned and still in bad pain?
This local yokel hospital dropped her off a platform and just put her back in the bed and then shipped her out. I dept asking the scum bag doctor and he said it was old age. When the therapist told me what happened I asked the doctor and he ran out of the office saying the "fall had nothing to do with it. Like I ws gong otbeat him up or it had happened before. We had blocks that helped and burned nerves before that lasted six months, but this time no help at all and worse. I repeatedly contacted the pain management doctors office and they have not called back for over two weeks. Is there a procedure that might help or a super place in the country that can help? Sorry I wasn't clear. j The fall was in vicksburg Miss. Had to go out of state to find a PM doctor that could help, tried in this state. Seven months ago the nerve burn deal worked, bur not this time and worried what to do, would nerve block help. Doc is in Dallas and his nurse just may be to busy to call back but two weeks is too long. Great answer so far and thanks for advice will rate later. Thank, but what would help in your opinion. jPain is a nightmare didn't get to sleep till five osix all week.
Pain & Pain Management - 3 Answers - 2007-10-04 19:26:34

How can I tell if my GF is manipulating me or not?
You guys seem to know more than the local yokels around my city, so I'll pass this one by you... How can I tell if my GF is being manipulative in order to get me to "bend to her" or whatever? Because we've had some disagreements in the past and such, and she'll say things and be emotional and such, and something doesn't quite add up....but I don't think it's enough to leave her over, and I really want our relationship to work...so is there anything I can do if she is being manipulative?
Singles & Dating - 1 Answers - 2008-05-06 17:59:07

Is any one on the left going to hold Obama to the truth on his Racism by jailing an innocent man and Islam??
OK let me have your hate. But I am going to show you on the left why Obama is a racist and used an innocent man to get news media attention. And why the media is called the drive by media. And now they will not get him free of false charges. This man Davit Zakaryan who is a Christian from Armenia, which is by the way the first country to except Christ in 301 before Constantine. He was selling campaign cards and was checked out by the secret service 3 times the day before and did not one thing wrong. Which will be froth coming in the media in the next few days. This I will not state yet. Also besides Obamas people using this like Obama was close to being a victim and was not the local judge and prosecutor did not follow with the Secret services words that it should be dropped so Obama used this to make political hay and the local yokels did the same as they hold elected office much like Nifong who used three innocent college boys to get reelected in N.C. Now this young Christian being from a part of the world that has a middle eastern look is being railroaded and is the true victim and I want to know if any of you on the left will hold Obama to the fire and make him do the right thing? As Obama and the media and the locals are using racial profiling to get 15 minutes of media at the cost a mans life. And this shows how Obama is not a converted Christian but a true Muslim who will kill infidels and do you want this man in the office of President who is doing Bin laden works of doing in a innocent man who is a Christian? OK Libs lets see your hate and show why you vote for people like sheets bird a KKK and a racist like Obama. He was not in the car and he did not have a knife on him. He had a valid drivers license from Armenia which is legal here in the USA if it is in English which it was. And he was not in the car so tell me what laws he broke? Web sites will be post after Tuesday to give more info but for now you need to look up what had been put out there and find the truth. He did not break any laws The subject matter relates to this story follow the link to Politico.com and ben smtith. Plese read all of htis some may be hard to follow but it shows the hate from Obama and his camp and his folowers to make a Duk Lacross case out of some guy. http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0707/Enter_the_Armenians.html#comments
Politics - 5 Answers - 2007-07-15 18:39:39

Tourism Follies! pretty funny. check it out??
Local Yokels: "So, you live in Plymouth. What city is that in?" "England? Can you get there by train?" -- Asked of an English tourist in the United States. "England? That's in London, isn't it?" -- Asked of an English tourist in the United States. "England? That's near Paris, the city of love!" -- Asked of an English tourist in the United States. "Do they have beer there?" -- Asked of an English tourist in a bar in the United States. "So, you guys are from Ireland -- did you drive across?" -- Asked of two Irish women on a trip to Delaware. "You're from New Zealand, aren't you? That's just off the southeast corner of Canada, isn't it?" -- Asked of a New Zealander on a trip to Washington D.C. "After moving here, how were you able to know what the speed limit was? Could you read our traffic signs?" -- Asked of a Canadian who moved to the United States. "You're from America? Do you know my cousin Patrick in Chicago?" -- Asked of a tourist from Connecticut in Ireland. "New Zealand is a state in Australia, right?" -- Asked of an Australian, travelling abroad. "How do you get around, since you don't have any cars?" -- Asked of an Australian, travelling abroad. "You don't have electricity there, do you?" -- Asked of an Australian, travelling abroad.
Jokes & Riddles - 2 Answers - 2006-11-11 14:48:38

Does anyone know about the Senate trying to slip the amnesty bill through today?
I happen to catch some local yokels on the radio that staed they tried it today. They stated that 60 senators voted for it, but it did not pass because of the 2/3 deal. Further they stated that Trent Lott voted for it and Thad Cochran voted against it. If this is true how come NONE of the media mentioned it? If true we must call, write and e-mail now and support the ones that voted against it! Save your country, we are getting as bad as Rome, but still have some Christians. Also impeach the other ones and replace with answer phones, cheaper and better.
Immigration - 7 Answers - 2007-10-24 13:19:43