Gilmore Girls S07 - Clip 04.
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Season 7: Clip 4 Fear me. - TUTOR: It's a good sentence, but you want to make sure never to end with a preposition. - PARIS: If she ended the sentence with a preposition, how could it have been a good sentence? Sounds like a terrible sentence. - TUTOR: Well I was... - PARIS: You were just coddling her. You want to prop her up on your knee and burp her, maybe buy her a pony? I'm not paying you to make her feel better about her incompetence. If she can't construct a proper sentence, how is she gonna pass the essay section of the S.A.T.? - TUTOR: Well... - PARIS: That was rhetorical! Carry on. - PARIS: Why don't you go slower, Dalton? 'Cause you haven't been on the same page for the last 20 minutes or anything. - RORY: Okay, "doctor is to hospital as, "'a,' sports fan is to stadium, 'b,' ice is to freezer, 'c' professor is to college, or, 'd,' criminal is to jail?" - ERIC: Um, "a," sports fan is to stadium? - RORY: It's actually "c," professor is to college. When you're doing this kind of analogy, you have to be a little more specific than just filling in the blank with "is found in." A doctor works in a hospital, just as a professor works in a college. Make sense? - ERIC: You're really smart. - RORY: Thanks that's very sweet, Eric. And you're just as smart. I promise. - PARIS: Are you kidding? That's it! Pencils down. That means you, Casanova. Time is up! Everyone out, unless your parents want to start paying for overtime, which for many of you might be a good idea. Not so fast, employees. Today's work was shoddy at best. Between the overt coddling and the inappropriate flirting, I feel like I'm running a bordello. Gilmore, do you see any of my students falling in love with me? No, and do you know why? because you don't fall in love with people that make you want to crap your pants. I want to see terror in their eyes! Fear is a great motivator, people. Use it. What are you standing around here for? Episode. |
