Gilmore Girls S04 - Clip 06.
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Season 4: Clip 6 Kirk and the Man Purse. - LUKE: Kirk. - KIRK: Luke. - LUKE: What's with the - - KIRK: It's not a purse! - LUKE: I wasn't gonna say "purse." - KIRK: Oh... Sorry. - LUKE: What's with the gay bag? - KIRK: It's a dog carrier. My girlfriend's gone out of town with some friends, and I'm watching Buster for her. And they're girlfriends, not guys. I called the hotel she booked and verified that it's a girl's name on the register with her. Not that I don't trust her. - LUKE: Clearly. - KIRK: Over there okay? - LUKE: Sure. Carol, Danny, Jamie, Sean, Chris? - KIRK: What's that? - LUKE: Just a list of guys' names that could be girls. You want coffee? - KIRK: Yes. - LUKE: What is this? - LORELAI: Phone cord. - LUKE: I can't have this here. - LORELAI: Don't worry. It's not plugged in to your regular line. It's the fax line you put in a year ago that you never use. - LUKE: You mean the fax line you made me put in to get in fax orders, even though no one has ever wanted to put in a fax order, and I never got the fax machine, like I told you I would never, ever get the fax machine, making the fax line pointless. - LORELAI: Hold on... Let me get on the "Guinness World Records" website. Yes, that's the most times anyone has ever used the word "fax" in a sentence. - LUKE: Just be quick with this. - LORELAI: Man, I love e-mail. Every day Rory and I write each other multiple times. It's great. - LUKE: You enjoy typing to people more than talking to them? - LORELAI: Wrong perspective. E-mail is a return to the romantic days of letter writing. It's pure Dickens. - LUKE: Why Dickens? - LORELAI: It's just when I picture letter writing, I picture Charles Dickens. - LUKE: Charles Dickens wrote more letters than other people? - LORELAI: No, it's just I can easily picture him in his study with his dog and his pipe and his fancy feathered pen, writing "Cheerio, old bean. Have a cup of tea. How's Big Ben? How's the Tower of London, Sister Suffragette? Tuppence a bag." - LUKE: Sounds like an idiot. - CAESAR: Hey, Luke, coffee?. - LUKE: Oh, this is embarrassing. - LORELAI: I could unplug, but then I'd just have to start the whole process all over again. - LUKE: Or you could just eat here and save e-mailing for when you're...excuse me [A delayed realization sinks in and he walks over to Kirk's table.] You have a dog there? - KIRK: No. Why? - LUKE: Just putting two and two together. - KIRK: Well, it's coming out five. Buster is at home, asleep. - LUKE: Mm-hmm. Okay. What'll you have? - KIRK: Oatmeal, extra brown sugar on the side, and a pound of raw hamburger. Or just the oatmeal will be fine. - LORELAI: Voila! - LUKE: This does nothing. - LORELAI: It makes it easier to limbo under. - LUKE: This is my place. I shouldn't have to limbo. - KIRK: You still sleepy? - LORELAI: Why is Kirk talking to his man purse? - KIRK: You got sleepy face. You have to tinkle? Uh, where is that? Just looking for my Lucky magazine, and, uh...ow! Paper cut. Episode |
